That’s weird. You make an assertion that can be easily refuted with a simple search. You must be stupid.
 

The best part is the title could refer to either the author or the subject. 

The threshold for felony vandalism charges is $400 in damages. These stars cost $40,000 to set up. The bail is a real puzzler.

Next time they should just leave some thermite on top of the replacement star and take to stepping. Makes less of a mess.

You joke, but this is very much the reason. These are their escape pods.

He asks permission before busting out the donkey sauce.

You just got sued for trademark infringement. 

Now think of all the weed you could trade for.

We talking about the chip or Trump’s babydick?

half a kid.

I see an Oscar nomination for JLo’s tush coming.

It’s more like the 2016 election again, including getting our collective anal glands milked.

It’s all voice-activated now, so just speak your comment at the webpage you wish to post to. The louder the better.

I love how his reasoning is “because I am a grammar snob, I misspoke rather than say a double negative aloud.”

He took the d, too.

OH FUCK THIS ONE’S EVEN BETTER/WORSE

NIGHTMARES

True. Someone get parking enforcement on the line. Those motherfuckers will track you down to the ends of the earth.

Assault.

WHOA, whoa, whoa, what are they the DMV?