Yeah, if I hadn’t started browsing shit early, I wouldn’t have those tabs open and have been able to buy some of the deals. Still, 35 minutes after launch the Prime Day main site is still down. Fucking clown show bigger than Trump’s sloppy bj on Putin.

Yeah, if I hadn’t started browsing shit early, I wouldn’t have those tabs open and have been able to buy some of the…

I see she’s learning to act with her overbite just like her famous aunt.

Maybe she heard Jezebel was hiring.

The top one has a dick in it.

What if they pick a transwoman actor to play the transman?

This is probably the best departure post ever posted on Gawker.com.

Doesn’t the title actually suggest that gay men are the only real men?

Her kid will miss her. This is a tragedy of her own making.

Time to fly these over every city in this country.

Those sneakers or rainboots?

BUT HER ALLERGIES.

Give me a film production team with extra time on their hands and I, too, could dance like a 50-year-old man. 

OH FUCK ALL MY OLD COMMENTS ARE HIS.

Yeah, but that doesn’t mean rich.

The only self-made Kardashian is Kanye.

Hamilton shouldn’t have thrown away his shot. 

Ah the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Looks like this cop got caught telling a Whopper.

Initials are thing, too, folks. This one was almost a disaster.

Lol, Riverside is the Mississippi of California.