What happens if one of these twins dies? Does the other’s brain split in two and assume the missing personality? Will the split personality also get a directing credit?

Anyone who has ever unsuccessfully combated the pink slime/mold (bacteria) in their shower knows this shit has been around forever and will long outlast every one of our stupidly named generations.

This funnels the unlimited peeps who go to the Hollywood sign into the WB studio tour/tram which will be limited and controlled, with its own parking. It might even reduce traffic in those other areas that are currently used to access the sign.

These guys really do think Handmaids Tale is a good brand.

I presume “hotline”  means to anonymously report him to child abuse hotline.

Brilliant idea that will make the Griffith Park cruising scene even more titillating.

Presumably the Dodger tram will encourage people to park-and-ride Metro, not to drive to Union Station. The Burbank tram isn’t going to significantly increase the hellscape of traffic on Forest Lawn.

Uh, it already exists in the form of pre-cooked bacon bags at Costco, that you can microwave to heat.

A Royale with Cheese that weighs a quarter pound.

#GodBlessThisPenis

Weren’t they dating when she was 17? That would make it the second description.

So does the other pick.

So sweet that Justin saved himself for marriage. 

Yep, but they haven’t replaced the trash foods, they just added some other non-trash foods. It’s not like they’re force-feeding people coconut oil. I like their pivot to making things like avocados cheaper. 

This is just fucking stupid.

seconded.

They have noticeably added some niche diet foods, like coco aminos and gluten-free snacks that are much, much cheaper than getting them at Whole Foods or some other granola store. I joke that someone at Costco headquarters must be on the keto diet since they seem to have suddenly sprung up throughout their stores. But…

A polish dog would be a better Supreme Court pick, too.

I don’t consider my taste buds faulty, but I found no discernible difference in taste between the boiled frankfurter and the boiled polish dog. They both taste exactly the same in their gummy buns. Perhaps the polish did have a homeopathic hint of having some spices at some point before it went into the water bath,…

Obviously this guy didn’t learn shit the first time his teeth were knocked in. Maybe it’s time for another round.