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That’s the point of a lot of food in America.

Makes smashing the can on your forehead after you chug a beer more exciting, that’s for sure.

Makes smashing the can on your forehead after you chug a beer more exciting, that’s for sure.

Cobbler, like white semen gravy, was invented for the same reason: to cover up dry-ass biscuit dough.

Someone should probably have told Trump that the Chinese don’t do kabuki theatre. They’re more about saving face. If he really thinks the Trump business is safe, he’s a bigger idiot than he appears.

I heard he’s narrowed down the picks to two hotels:

They’re getting better at being dreary.

Yeah fuck this guy for bruising bananas he’s not going to buy.

NO. They are being consolidated with Gizmodo: JezModo.

He’s lucky he didn’t try that with a more “patriotic” family or his ass would have been shot with some 4th of July “fireworks.”

It’s 7/4 not 9/11.

Yeah, he’s already given up ALL his valuable information from the get-go.

There are many homeless vets living off the land in Oregon, so at least they prepared them for survival, I guess.

Lol, it’s based on a true story so blame the military for being cliched. 

It’s almost like they get a hard-on for race wars or something. Frankly, we would just leave them alone with their gun holes if they didn’t insisting on fingering them in public.

I used to tip my Starbucks barista because they knew my name and treated me like a regular. Then I started going to a different Starbucks because reasons; the barista started trying to remember my name after a few visits and then I realized that it’s probably part of the job, so nothing special was happening and

White male shooter bingo:

Maybe he was checking her for crabs?

Sanchez is the second Seattle-based ICE attorney to face legal trouble in recent years.

Found the right Raphael: