“Mexico didn’t participate in the slave trade.”

Western colonialism is almost inseparable from White supremacy. The roots of structural racism run even deeper in the former Spanish colonies than they do in the US.

That’s just a Weekend at Nic Cage’s.

That was an interesting article, though, pitting an industry that operates on a kind of mysticism against one that has embraced scientism at all costs.

cannabis odor will taint the terroir of his grapes in one of the world’s most lucrative wine-growing regions.

Calling the police automatically makes him a piece of shit dickhead, but he was a HERO up until that point because MISSION-STYLE BURRITOS ARE HOT GARBAGE.

Are Mexicans racist?

I also want to know why they have caca on the menu.

Not surprised a country colonized by the people that invented White supremacy would be racist. 

HARD PASS. I don’t need LaCroix that tastes like skunk to get high. I can just get high and drink LaCroix.

It’s a free search on the USPTO site. The only cost is to your eyeballs and sense of aesthetic. 

Congratulations on your promotion, Maggie!

It’s vanilla pretending to be hip and cool.

Yes, exactly. This can also be summed up in the “I made you, I can unmake you” dynamic that exists with parents and teenagers.

Really? I laughed in surprise because it was unexpected. I think that’s what the creator was going for.

Needs more Fuck Tha Police.

This is exactly how I scramble my eggs except that I put the butter in first and break the yolks before the whites set and also don’t add cheese. So, basically, nothing like this, but I still get fluffy eggs because I don’t overcook them.

Needs more yakety sax.

They were summarily sentenced to death by magnifying glass.

WB has the best lawyers TimeWarner and now AT&T can buy. They will not even whiff any damages from this lawsuit.