Those sneakers or rainboots?

BUT HER ALLERGIES.

Give me a film production team with extra time on their hands and I, too, could dance like a 50-year-old man. 

OH FUCK ALL MY OLD COMMENTS ARE HIS.

Yeah, but that doesn’t mean rich.

The only self-made Kardashian is Kanye.

Hamilton shouldn’t have thrown away his shot. 

Ah the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Looks like this cop got caught telling a Whopper.

Initials are thing, too, folks. This one was almost a disaster.

Lol, Riverside is the Mississippi of California. 

What happens if one of these twins dies? Does the other’s brain split in two and assume the missing personality? Will the split personality also get a directing credit?

Anyone who has ever unsuccessfully combated the pink slime/mold (bacteria) in their shower knows this shit has been around forever and will long outlast every one of our stupidly named generations.

This funnels the unlimited peeps who go to the Hollywood sign into the WB studio tour/tram which will be limited and controlled, with its own parking. It might even reduce traffic in those other areas that are currently used to access the sign.

These guys really do think Handmaids Tale is a good brand.

I presume “hotline”  means to anonymously report him to child abuse hotline.

Brilliant idea that will make the Griffith Park cruising scene even more titillating.

Presumably the Dodger tram will encourage people to park-and-ride Metro, not to drive to Union Station. The Burbank tram isn’t going to significantly increase the hellscape of traffic on Forest Lawn.

Uh, it already exists in the form of pre-cooked bacon bags at Costco, that you can microwave to heat.

A Royale with Cheese that weighs a quarter pound.