#GodBlessThisPenis

Weren’t they dating when she was 17? That would make it the second description.

So does the other pick.

So sweet that Justin saved himself for marriage. 

Yep, but they haven’t replaced the trash foods, they just added some other non-trash foods. It’s not like they’re force-feeding people coconut oil. I like their pivot to making things like avocados cheaper. 

This is just fucking stupid.

seconded.

They have noticeably added some niche diet foods, like coco aminos and gluten-free snacks that are much, much cheaper than getting them at Whole Foods or some other granola store. I joke that someone at Costco headquarters must be on the keto diet since they seem to have suddenly sprung up throughout their stores. But…

A polish dog would be a better Supreme Court pick, too.

I don’t consider my taste buds faulty, but I found no discernible difference in taste between the boiled frankfurter and the boiled polish dog. They both taste exactly the same in their gummy buns. Perhaps the polish did have a homeopathic hint of having some spices at some point before it went into the water bath,…

Obviously this guy didn’t learn shit the first time his teeth were knocked in. Maybe it’s time for another round.

That’s the point of a lot of food in America.

Makes smashing the can on your forehead after you chug a beer more exciting, that’s for sure.

Makes smashing the can on your forehead after you chug a beer more exciting, that’s for sure.

gipsy kings did it better.

Cobbler, like white semen gravy, was invented for the same reason: to cover up dry-ass biscuit dough.

Someone should probably have told Trump that the Chinese don’t do kabuki theatre. They’re more about saving face. If he really thinks the Trump business is safe, he’s a bigger idiot than he appears.

I heard he’s narrowed down the picks to two hotels:

They’re getting better at being dreary.

Yeah fuck this guy for bruising bananas he’s not going to buy.

NO. They are being consolidated with Gizmodo: JezModo.