Let’s just say because sometimes I need to in order to attain other off-menu items I would like to eat.

Only if its the fake Horchata Ole shit AND they also sell the Orange Bang.

They already make them for people like me who only order off-menu quesadillas because that’s the only palatable shit they have. This will just improve the process by adding dedicated quesadilla grills and I won’t have to wait 10 minutes for a quesadilla. In other words, can I just have this one thing, man?

This is why I always conceal-carry a lengua taco.

So much for precision engineering. Don’t worry guys, the US Army’s got this:

Oregon--Portland, really, since the rest of the state is White Supremacy Land-hosts a lot of refugees, so this poor child probably had to witness some skin tones that aren’t pink or red and it scarred her for life.

This ain’t no moral compass. It’s one of those fake compasses you use to store your weed in. 

Of all the ways one could possibly reply, this one combines the two stupidest comparisons: that comparing the shelflife of unopened mayo to a dressed salad and the temperature-controlled dry storage of a grocery store to the outside temperature of a summer day.

Let’s face it. White people aren’t ready to give up the White Comfort that White supremacy affords them. This issue discomfited those of them that still have a soul because they could see in these children some relatable humanity, even if they can’t see it in the adults. Of course, the only thing they really wanted…

This should be a capital offense.

Even the header pic is making me nauseous, and I’m pretty sure those salads are extinct.

It means they think we have the attention span of their brain-dead Trumpists.

None of you are invited to my cookout.

Right?

Same.

These aren’t even prison-tattoo bad, they’re like backyard-tattoo bad.

Lol, it is nearest to the best wine region, but no way.

We’ve seen this story before, played out in the same country, with just a different set of nonwhite people, and we already know it doesn’t end well.

Jersey’s not that bad.

These two fuckers can’t even vote for a symbolic resolution without crying White tears at their “oppression.”