Just go to Freddy’s if you want conventional and “luxe” groceries in the same place.

Shoot. You can get 5 dozen “cage-free eggs” for under $5 at Costco.

They may have underreacted to the window breaker, but they sure as hell overreacted with the window replacement.

You can have Cinco de Mayo.

National Cookout Day in the summer time that doesn’t involve mayonnaise, flags, or parades.

It seems like no matter what I do to purchase them at the peak of ripeness, unless I use them within the perfect minutes-long window, they edge into unappealing brown territory, and then I have to toss them.

ACTUALLY....feckless cunts, too.

Dayum, Drake don’t play.

The news is that the combination of sugars + fat= heroin to your brain.

And trademark lawsuit from Lebron’s lawyers will have them crying their own tears soon.

So, we asked her, and she ... compared the Klan to the Black Panther Party, which in my opinion are two different things,” rising senior Trinity Young said.

“Siri, play Nasir.”

But is the album any good tho?

He probably has several burner accounts on Kinja.

This was her audition for Oscars host.

https://www.charitynavigator.org 

Yeah, no kidding, like the next paragraph:

So abortion is good. Thanks.

This is the correct comment 99% of the time, and the other 1% appends “and the horse it rode on.”

WAT