WacDonald’s serving up their NothingBurgers.

I’ve feel like I’ve read this fairy tale before.

Do you think this man gives a shit what any woman thinks?

If I wanted all the toppings to fall off my pizza slice when I picked it up, I would just get a deep dish pizza.

Well, at least you finally figured it out.

They’re already in the bathtub, just turn on the hot water!

Or was it the photographer who owns the copyright?

Good, man.

If my windows are rattling, your music is too loud. Keep it in your house, car, earphones. I don’t want to be deaf, too.

He’s the real MVP.

Yeah, this is the way it’s always been done.

Everyone is potentially TomatoFace, but especially that guy.

Not enough tomatos on that plant.

You mean like when John Ritter died during his show? Maybe they should have a show about what Goodman would do after his spiteful wife dies of a stroke.

Or “Go back to Tejas.”

We can just get them a new helmet head.

Yup, the most radical thing we can do in this country is upend White supremacy. It ain’t the first domino, it’s the motherfucking table top.

For humans, anyway. Fox has been engaged in a years long psyops campaign to get us used to robot players.

The officer also asked to delete the video from her phone so he offered her an out, but she refused it.

Lol, it could have been worse I guess.