He’s the real MVP.

Yeah, this is the way it’s always been done.

Everyone is potentially TomatoFace, but especially that guy.

Not enough tomatos on that plant.

You mean like when John Ritter died during his show? Maybe they should have a show about what Goodman would do after his spiteful wife dies of a stroke.

Or “Go back to Tejas.”

We can just get them a new helmet head.

Yup, the most radical thing we can do in this country is upend White supremacy. It ain’t the first domino, it’s the motherfucking table top.

For humans, anyway. Fox has been engaged in a years long psyops campaign to get us used to robot players.

The officer also asked to delete the video from her phone so he offered her an out, but she refused it.

Lol, it could have been worse I guess.

It’s like they used a leaf blower instead of a fan.

Well that’s a simple fix with a repeal of the 13th Amendment.

He’s telling you that this guy not only got good at writing jokes, he got so good at writing jokes.

It just shows our laws are only as good as our judges.

That link you posted shows him NOT slapping her, but he did push her and he’s obviously an abusive asshole.

“Tastes so good, makes you wanna slap yo employees.”

At first I was like, maybe this particular crime doesn’t qualify for elevation to hate crime, but then I read the actual law, and it absolutely fucking hits it dead center.

Lol, they don’t have to pretend.

That one’s an acquired taste, and pretty uneven.