Glad to know I’m not the only one. It’s better than reality TV.

I figured she was asking for the bathroom key and they wouldn’t give it to her without a purchase.

“Unexpected Mariachi” is their new band name.

This should be his life forever:

He doesn’t deserve the tacos, save them for the workers at that deli.

STRAIGHT OUTTA WALMART

Or saran wrap a lid on it also works.

NextDoor is absolutely crucial for determining which of your neighbors to avoid. It’s actually good at the opposite of what it was intended for, although frankly I’m wondering if it was intended for raising lynch mobs and arguing about dogs pooping on your lawn and less about neighborliness.

Or they just continue using prison labor, and suddenly that workforce increases as the unemployment rate drops to 0%.

I’m talking about why suddenly Republicans are voting in favor of it (because they know Trump is not going to sign it).

It’s not going anywhere; sorry to break it to you.

The sheer fucking irony of everything this clown says.

Attempting to flood a professional oversight board with toothless tantrum complaints isn’t going to help anyone and it’s not going to “highlight” anything.

Yeah, this all stagecraft for the midterms. “See, I VOTED FOR net neutrality, but my opponent (who was not in elected office) DID NOT.”

KENNY G’s UP, HORNS DOWN.

Looks, like Trump found a new lawyer.

That’s just a JITB wannabe. If i’m going to wallow in self-disgust, I want the OG “wet envelope of catfood.”

YES.

Tastes so good it burns.

that ain’t queso fresco up there, pal.