Hey man, it’s been known to happen.

Obviously the Russians hacked his brain.

🎶 Unionize down at Burgerville! 🎶

Yeah, the strongest (top-shelf) flowers are in the 20% THC range, but you can get also get concentrates that are 98% THC and will fuck your shit up on another level.

She was.

The only girl scout cookies worth buying are the bootleg ones from Trader Joes because they have no preservatives and you can trade weed for them unlike with the girl scouts.

Needy?

The worst part is that this [RUSSIAN TROLL] dipshit totally overshadowed Jonathan Nolan’s Facebook/Russia rant.

It’s accurate, though. Very accurate.

Why you mad, Dwayne? Your little dick get stuck in the zipper again?

Street cred isn’t even in vogue anymore; everyone uses StreetCoyn, my new blockchain currency for keeping it real.

How fitting, since the original Voodoo’s is also now located in a theme park.

I always thought his schtick was as one a doze NewJorsedelphiastonians White dudes from the “streets”, which is why it sounds stupid.

He’s gonna flip like one of his cement shoes came off underwater.

Looks like DNA results are fully into snake-oil territory now.

Lot of projection on your part there, pal.

Maybe homeboy didn’t like being outmelanined.

That’s one of them.

The ability to relate to and charm the multitudes. He’s not charismatic enough at all. He’s also blunt where he should be sharp, at least until he gets into office. He lacks finesse, is what I’m saying.

Lol, I can’t make anyone run for office. And I said he would be a good pick if he were a better politician. He’s Obama without the finesse, and that’s not gonna work. It’s like Carlton Banks trying to follow-up on Will Smith.