Why you mad, Dwayne? Your little dick get stuck in the zipper again?

Street cred isn’t even in vogue anymore; everyone uses StreetCoyn, my new blockchain currency for keeping it real.

How fitting, since the original Voodoo’s is also now located in a theme park.

I always thought his schtick was as one a doze NewJorsedelphiastonians White dudes from the “streets”, which is why it sounds stupid.

He’s gonna flip like one of his cement shoes came off underwater.

Looks like DNA results are fully into snake-oil territory now.

Lot of projection on your part there, pal.

Maybe homeboy didn’t like being outmelanined.

That’s one of them.

The ability to relate to and charm the multitudes. He’s not charismatic enough at all. He’s also blunt where he should be sharp, at least until he gets into office. He lacks finesse, is what I’m saying.

Lol, I can’t make anyone run for office. And I said he would be a good pick if he were a better politician. He’s Obama without the finesse, and that’s not gonna work. It’s like Carlton Banks trying to follow-up on Will Smith.

So it’s not the noodles that makes it healthy, but the protein powder and oil they add to it? Fuck I can just throw in some dried fish or an egg into and get the same result without “disrupting the market.”

He doesn’t have the political skills to survive the primaries, but he would be a good pick. Who else you got?

Then he might end up looking all weird.

Probably just implicit bias training.

The donut will not be fully cooked all the way through, and will mostly be gummy on the inside. Source: Lard Lad donut from Universal Studios. Go with the burger.

Looking over the list of previous winners, they need to rename this as the NPR Music Awards.

“I’m so sad that I have to boycott Lily Pulitzer right at the start of the horse season because of this.”

WHAT