The Yip Yips would host the sh*t out of an SNL episode. Seriously, their "radio" skit is better than anything Lorne Michaels ever cranked out.

@MissFactor: I think the problem with a lot of those boards (and a lot of parents) is they equate parenting in all forms to doing what feels best for them at the time and that creates the least amount of guilt. Crying it out at some point may teach the baby to self sooth, but it absolutely sucks and is heart-breaking…

@MEKitten: I'm all for helping the mentally ill, but taking away the threat of imprisonment and replacing it with mental health treatement isn't probably going to do much to thwart these pervs. I am less interested in incarceration "working" on them and more interest on incarceration keeping these individuals away…

I've never been flashed but one time I was at a red light and some guy pulled up next to me and motioned me to roll down my window. Like an idiot, I did, thinking he wanted directions. He said he was a marriage counselor and asked if I was married and I said yes, getting suspicious. He then asked something about if I…

@MissFactor: :"Crying it out" is another subject that absolutely divides moms. I've of the mindset that until the age of about 4-6 months, you should comfort a crying infant. Letting a child scream constantly at that age may cause considerable stress to the nervous system (some studies have postulated). However,…

@BringerofthePain: They are called Giant Microbes, and I have about 30 of them.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I have nearly the ENTIRE collection. Giardia is the cutest because it has long, windswept hair.

I totally bet Jessica Simpson is pregnant, and the three-stone ring (which is fug, but besides the point) is a CLUE that baby makes three. At least that's how I am reading into it.

I'm sorry, I know this is a tragic story, but the female medic's face in the CNN video still on the page is priceless.

@TheWorstMugger: Understand what you were saying now, and agree. Thanks for clarifying.

@TheWorstMugger: Why is someone who has achieved success in battling her weight a "paper-doll cutout"? If it makes her happy to look this way, regardless of whether it is accepted by society, why is this not a success story? I guess it concerns me that being a bit larger than average in Hollwood is seen as being…

@LeonJoe: Yeah, I totally trust America's college students. Should work out fine. First one that waves someone through because they look "nice" and ends up being a terrorist will end that plan.

@LeonJoe: I didn't suggest Israel isn't a target, I was saying that logistically trying to provide the same level of scrutiny for every passenger that boards a US bound flight or a flight orginating within the US (for both domestic and international destinations) is pretty unfeasible. Imagine personal interviews for…

@LeonJoe: They are are a much smaller country with many less major airports and much less pass-through traffic.

Click it before you stick it.

I call fakes on Birdman.

I have the sads that the balls are no longer on the cricket. They're just splayed out next to him like two sunny-side eggs.

@CondoleezaRicin: I don't know what planes you've been on, but I'm 5'9", 140, and the broad shouldered-type and I fit just fine in all plane seats. It's not a Lazy Boy, but I fit. My dad is 6'2" and about 255 and flew to Australia to visit me in coach. Sure, it sucked, but he fit. I look around planes and see just…

I know it sounds really corny, but the female body really is amazing. I stopped the pill 4 months ago after 9 years being on it to try to conceive. It's amazing when you look at how all the hormones in your body work together to form the menstrual cycle. For those of you who haven't tracked ovulation signs, you can…

@anastasia beaverhousen: But did you have to pay extra for that car extender, or did it come free with your car? Southwest lets you fly if you are a COS, you just have to pay for another seat (for some reason I think you get a discount too, but I'm not sure. I would hope you get at least 25% off if there are seats…