A little hydrogen peroxide will get the blood stains out the studio carpeting, and a organge pell in the garbage disposal will get rid of any lingering metallic smell and leave a plesant hint of citris zest.

"There's a great big sign that says....Personnel.

Are we just assuming that only a white person could have messed up her hair so tragically? For all we know she could have had a team of black stylists. Maybe the stylist she had, regardless of color, wasn't so great.

Two things:

Am I the only one that is tired of seeing Lucky employees trying to jam themselves and their opinions in every column? The magazine seems to only be kept afloat by the massive egos of those editors that think readers care to see THEM month after month.

Better idea? Pop-ups.

@Tulills: I lived in Melbourne for 2 years (Melb Uni, represent?) and I just figured people were nice to the servers because there was no use hasseling them. They don't work for tips, so they are going to go just about as slow as they want. Don't get me wrong, Aussies are my favorite people, but their customer service…

No Andre Leon Talley doll? Drekitude!

@MakeFetch: And they included FOOD! How gauche.

The picture of the (beautiful) plus size model makes me want to stab myself in the love handles. WHY IS THIS PLUS SIZE! I wear a size 6-8 and she's skinner than me *sob*

@VirginiaDentata: The thing is, we ladies can really do better! For all of our benefit! I lived in Australia for two years, and I swear I rarely encountered pee on a seat or any other offense. There is a service offered in Oz called "Pink Hygiene" and all they do is outfit bathrooms with products to help women dispose…

Thank god for all the young men and women of 4chan who are fighting the good fight and keeping elderly men in cards and birthday parties. From yesterday's news:

@empressdb: I don't get that Mark's a twit, I think he seems like a truly nice guy who cares about Peggy. He is Don's polar opposite, but he seems like he could give Peggy a healthy dose of nerd love, and I'm not seeing anything so tragic about that.

The worst is dodging wrapped up pads and tampons people leave sitting out - on the TP dispenser, on the back of the seat, on the floor. Jesus, ladies, if there's not bin inside the stall, just walk it outside and throw out near the sink. Nothing worse than that, except maybe a used tampon bloomin' away in the toilet.…

@Lulu-tumalu: I worked there from 2005-2007. The vast majority of programming for all the networks is produced by contracted production companies. TLC used to be more focused on learning, then "Trading Spaces" hit it big. With hits like the Duggars and "Jon and Kate" it has turned more of a catch-all for lifestyle…

Click thru, friends. Sookie is going to have a hard time participating with the pesky base in the way.

In my opinion, the biggest problem with the myth of perfect parenting is womens' refusal to talk honestly about their experiences and the purvasive judgement that women heap onto one another. This post is a start, but I still feel like it tip-toes the line of "safe" imperfection. Yelling at your kid? Most moms will…

@sterlingsilver36: Sorry, but I really don't think 17 is the right age for anyone to get pregnant this day and age. I realize in some cultures/societies/situations people may not have the choice or ability to make responsible choices, and I'm sure there have been some excellent young mothers. However, given what we…

Oh yes, Bristol Palin, getting pregnant at 17 is the height of modesty. You stay klassy.

@Peppermint: But not too many plants or your dorm room will look like that kid's bedroom in the commercial for Zoobooks in the 90s, the one where his bedroom full-on jungle themed with live plants. Does anyone else remember that, or Zoobooks? It came with a "stunning tiger poster".