No one ever gets kicked in the face is all you need to know. I’m talkin’ roundhouse kicks, side kicks, spin kicks, none of ‘em. Narily a karate chop. No evil twins, no amnesia story lines, no crossovers with Martial Law, nada. 

“the CW is pivoting to cheap reality shows, religious soap operas, and clip shows from within the Totally universe”

watched half of the first season, it was quite ... boring. nothing really exciting, and the usual glorification of law enforcement.

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Unless you interpret Hunger Games as a verb. “Marvel plans on Hunger Gamesing a screenwriter until they have an X-Men script”. I assume it means “to force someone to participate in bloodsport,” but tbh, I’ve never actually read the books/seen the movies.

They should have kept this going in perpetuity. I want to see that kid as a fat, balding 41 year old still playing Young Sheldon.

It's interesting how much of an impact the right soundtrack can give a film or television show. I've listed many anime soundtracks as my favorites even if I hated, or at least was ambivalent about, the show or film it was from. 

All of the sequels are about Max showing up, getting swept into a story bigger than himself, and then leaving when it’s all over as other characters get actual conclusions. Mad Max hasn’t been about Max since the 70s, he’s just the mythical figure through which these stories about the wasteland are told.

Max has been a supporting character through most of the films. Mad Max 2 is more about Pappagallo survivors. Beyond Thunderdome focuses more on Aunty Entity and the tribal children. Max is just sort of there.

It seems so obvious when Filoni puts it in these terms.

That was prior to his meltdown. Apocalypto was the dividing line. I’m talking from The Beaver onward. It isn’t like we count Louie as being part of Louie C.K.’s post-scandal career.

they have every right to hire him.

Yep. For all that people like to point out Mel Gibson’s “comeback,” his post-scandal career hasn’t exactly lit the world on fire.

Well that’s just it nobodies stopping him from starring in a film. Nobodies gonna see it. But nobody is blocking him from doing that.

Stay tuned for a summer blockbuster starring Spacey, Neeson, Stone, and Fry. :/

Yikes.

The secret is to go to the theater bathroom during it, and imagine you’re finally getting the credit you deserve for taking really good dumps.

Sorry, I got hung up on Sharon Stone demanding welcome into a warm embrace, with which I’m glad to assist...can someone summarize for me?

checks calendar Ah, it’s time for two weeks of complaining about the Cannes standing ovations while reporting on each and every one of ‘em