My favorite movie of hers is probably an odd choice considering how many movies she’s been in-  stranger than fiction (with will Ferrell and meggie Gyllenhaal). She reminds me of my favorite college professor in that, right down to her clothes (except my professor always wore doc martens Mary Janes).

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

You know, I can’t even remember the last time she hacked something.

There’s a lot to unpack. The Snapture presented the show with many story-arc-cataclysmic changes. How satisfied would we have felt if Coulson or May had poofed on that Tahiti beach? What if Deke somehow didn’t poof because timey-wimey-stuff, but did poof because of Thanos Snapture? The Infinity War Snapture would have…

Taking bets that Jemma is already pregnant with dead Fitz’s kid which is gonna make things awful awkward when they find / contact Enoch and thaw out Fitz-sicle.   It feels a little like Aeryn and the two Crichtons from Farscape.

Hes cryogenically frozen on a Enoch’s space ship.

The constant beating that gets dished out on the Fitz-Simmons relationship reminds me of the regularly-scheduled “O’Brien must suffer” episodes of Deep Space Nine.

The scam is that the clever fox kits are trained by the breeder to seek out valuable jewelry, bearer bonds, and high end electronics, and to hide these items in pre-arranged locations where the breeder can retrieve them. Once every two years or so, the fox posts embarrassing nudes of the people who bought them. After…

This is what she gets for doing business with Doug Judy.

I missed the write up of his testimony in the first trial, thanks for the link- made for a double good read! : )

Animals aren’t nearly as altruistic as you think. They’re simply hampered by their lack of thumbs.

HAHAHA! Right?! TLC should totally only be producing shows for your generation and the rest of us olds should just sit in a fucking chair in the corner hallucinating reruns of the Brady Bunch while thanking our lucky stars you “young ‘uns” are still generous enough to let us even breathe the same air you do.

Drowning with your crashmate is the least Kennedy way to die ever.

You don’t throw the sticks down after your tampon removal drum solo?

“...or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there!”

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Well, that might make you some kind of snack proctologist.

Now can we do something about all the women’s college sports teams in the South and Midwest that go by “Lady [school mascot]”?

I really liked this one, too:

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.