There’s a lot of words in these tweets that I don’t understand.

Delta was pretty great with us. We flew with car seats - and the kids sat IN the car seats during the flight. That meant we got to get on first and waited until the plane was almost empty to get off. My son is 4 and ASD. I came prepared with plenty of strategies and distractions. We talked it up a lot before hand. We…

This isn’t for everyone (addicts/addictive personalities, of course), but when I go through a bout of serious insomnia, I try to ‘reset’ by taking something to knock me out. Even if it’s a muscle relaxant, xanax, etc. That seems to work for for me, and it only takes one night. Feel free to pile on re: misusing drugs,…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Do you! Everyone should get consensually laid the way they want.

I feel weird giving too many details, but here’s the rundown:

The last time that thing was in style, they were stuffing Ramses II into a pyramid, I’ll tell you what.

“The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and all of Indian Country will be forever grateful to the Obama administration for this historic decision,” he said.

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.

(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)

I was thinking about this today, and I do think you are right. It brought out the 2nd congressional district vote, and they love LePage (as well as Trump). Full disclosure, I lived in the 2nd congressional district for many many years, but no longer. Kind of sorry I couldn’t vote in the Cain-Poliquin race today!

That brought out the LePage supporters? Good theory! Wish it had brought out the other side as well..

Hah! Nope, sorry dudes. This is like how I’d tell people about Kennebunk and they’d say “oh you mean Kennebunkport?” NO. NO I DO NOT. THEY ARE COMPLETELY SEPARATE THING.

I stood outside an anti-war rally at my college with an “I ❤️ Bush” sign.

I enlisted in the US Army. 4 years of active duty. That was fucking stupid.

like when linda thought she was psychic on bob’s burgers.

out of the goddamn greys

“His book is similarly narratively askew”

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

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Stila all-day waterproof liner pen. I have tried it all, and this one is the best. I tried to use the YSL and…