Your argument will never sway me from my cereal and bananas.

This is such a repressed white urbanite article.

I don’t want to hear about all these asiago-cranberry condiments or wasabi-infused mayonaises. One of the best flavor combinations ever is ham and cheese (cheddar). Let’s not overlook it.

Hertz needs to bring back the Juice as their spokesman. That would fix the problem, right?

I blame the vodka.

I like how your article’s lead sentence plants the idea of how I should be offended before I even start reading. Tell you what, you go ahead and lay out your argument about how medical wear advertisements can be sexist. I will then decide if this is right or wrong and how offended I should be. You don’t get to…

The actions of my country (US) have no relation to whether piracy is excusable based on how desperate you say you are (as you seem to suggest).

Agreed. Criticize Trump/Pence for things that they actually do wrong, not by engaging in this high school level whining about the looks on his face and the respect he shows his wife.

When you conclude your own article with “who cares”, I kinda hafta ask why you felt the need to write the article then? :)

When the hell did “fame shaming” begin to represent a valid thought? We need to banish these politics-based word smithers to a dark place.

That lounge area below deck is very giggity.

Of course, you’re wrong. These aren’t hillbillies and you’re besmirching the good name of mountain folk everywhere. The reasons are obvious. First, these people have no Appalachia accents, not even close. Furthermore, hillbillies have little money so they would drive that truck for another 20 years AND they wouldn’t…

Can I please be approved as a poster?

Yeah, the video has the feel of “self-loathing Westerner compains about non-issue”.

Isn’t it obvious? You put the pillow on your lap so no one can see your boner.

Sorry, Soft Cell’s version is still best.

Aww, goddamit! Based on a Lifehacker article from yesterday I just bought the BakBlade for my man-grooming needs.

Aww, goddamit! Based on a Lifehacker article from yesterday I just bought the BakBlade for my man-grooming needs.

I’m afraid that if I tried to use the BakBlade to shear off my pubic hair I’d end up completely shearing off my balls.

I’m afraid that if I tried to use the BakBlade to shear off my pubic hair I’d end up completely shearing off my…

Bitter comment about how his fully realized design isn’t as good as my immaginary design.

Where I live bidets are standard equipment in every bathroom. But it’s a separate item, right next to the toilet. I don’t know if I’d want one of these dual-use setups where the bidet nozzle is mounted inside the toilet. That just seems like a cleaning nightmare. I mean after one meal at Taco Bell....well, you get…

Where I live bidets are standard equipment in every bathroom. But it’s a separate item, right next to the toilet. …