You want serious, OK I'll be serious (but only for a minute).

This isn't a latte, it's a cappuccino! AND it's too hot/cold. Make it again, and this time anticipate my neurotic nitpicks!

Chevron09? Hey, I remember you! Yesterday I asked you for a quarter and you said you didn't have any money, but I heard the change in your pocket when you patted it. And then a couple minutes later you passed back by me carrying a Pumpkin Spiced Latte and trying not to make eye contact. Didn't think I'd recognize…

Want to know why one is OK and the other is not? Lemme explain the mentality:

Oh yeah? Well, graduates of MY alma matter — Robert E. Lee High School in Springfield, VA — include ... um ... well, lots of accomplished middle managers and sales reps. Good folks, they are.

I recognize that it's acceptable in British culture for hetro men to dress up like women and have a feminine alter ego (even if I don't understand it), but this is just disgusting. I wouldn't give up the advances we've made as a global civilization, but the further we progress it seems like there's lots of people who…

The sound of that burnout was kinda unrewarding, though.

I could listen to Japanese announcers all day. They're just so upbeat about whatever they're saying. "Hayut-zuuuuuu!" (Not a real Japanese word.)

Unless this guy lives in the third world somewhere, I'm left wondering....well....why?

Yeah, these kids today have no sense of theatrics.

In Argentina, they have the same joke/truism. Except it's reversed since over 98% of the vehicles here are stick. In fact, a close friend of my father-in-law was saved from a carjacking because neither of the TWO thieves could drive his auto tranny truck.

Grammar nitpick, sorry. In the description for the bicyclist, you can't refer to "this British biker" (singular) and then also refer to her as "they" (plural) later in the same sentence.

Context-ivity (context-ness?) The fact that when I'm in the Phone app and I select a person's phone number it asks me what I want to do with that number. I'm in the goddamn Phone app, what do you think I want to do with that number. Call it!

My father was in the Navy and told me that when his ship docked in various Asian ports, their superiors would warn the enlisted men about getting drunk and marrying a local. Some of these women were just looking for a ticket to the US at the expense of an inexperienced American man-boy. That's the obvious risk, of…

I've never heard the raw sound of a Countach engine being pushed to its limits. And after watching this video, I STILL haven't heard it. Stupid narrator and his music.

You nineties kids had to put up with some absolute crap cartoons. I'm sorry about that. In the '70s we had the Harlem Globetrotters, Josie & the Pussycats, Fat Albert, Great Ape, Dynomutt, Captain Caveman, and Hong Kong Phooey (Scatman Crothers, damnit!). (And I've intentionally left off all those awful spin-off…

Dang. So much jaded urban snark in this article.

There are some shots that seem very fake to me. Not just post-production "enhancements", but outright fabrications. Look how the vehicle travels too fast (I feel) over the terrain at 2:50-2:57 and 3:55-3:57, for example. Am I wrong?

The Rodeo was a mere grocery-getter SUV. Isuzu's best SUV was the Trooper II, and there will be no discussion. Mine was black. I still miss it. <sigh>

Party pooper. Screaming jets are cool, no matter what anyone says. Rock You Like a Hurricane!