You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You’d be a connoisseur.

I’m not this type of buyer, but my dad is - and he’s owned one of these. I take this position on any Ferrari with the F1 transmission: No.

I would love to be the bailiff in this skit or at least that guy on the jury shaking his head at the defense attorney letting him know that his client just blew it.

I deeply regret that I have but one star to give...

Objection! Badgering the witness!

Let me drop a little lawyer on you

I can’t handle the truth!

Have you no shame…?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

First things First. Bravo to you and may your day be filled with stars!

Who puts on long-tube headers, free-flowing exhaust, and lightened flywheel, and a blower and drives gently?

The B-side of The Little Old Lady from Pasadena is Grandpa was a Hooner.

I was thinking of the court scenes from “My Cousin Vinny!”

Damn it we posted at the same time(ish) 

Ok, you win the internet today

Feels like I just watched a scene from Bull.

I think it speaks volumes to just how quick new cars have become. I can’t remember where I saw the comparison but the current generation Honda Fit matches or beats the first generations of Civic Si in every measured test while ringing up at a lower inflation-adjusted price.

Come on, man. We both knew the previous owner is on a downward spiral without having to zoom in on any of this. 

Higgins is gonna be pissed when he sees this!

cracked marker light too?

You grossly overestimate my standards... On both fronts.