“It is for these reasons I humbly suggest that the overall fix here—parking one’s car and walking into the business one is patronizing—should rank very, very low on the list of inconveniences one is willing to fight over”

WHAT THE FUCK

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

If you read that Universal Studios has burned to the ground because of an errantly thrown Molotov cocktail, you’ll know exactly what happened.

Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week

I can imagine a brand paying me to not associate myself with their products. Beyond that, not so much.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Awwww... It’s like Frederick and Beatrice from Another Period!