Ba-Donkey Kong-k

“It was like Murder On The Orient Express. Everyone was the murderer.”

Lmao ikr they’re a bunch of bully virgins. It’s incredible how much they cry over her. Legit question. X is forced into Y and claim they don’t want to do it, then keeps doing Y when they’re not forced to do it. MAYBE she was NEVER forced to do it???? But no no, don’t question the money-making AT ALL. ITS IMPOSSIBLE…

As a Kotaku reader, I don't care about Amouranth.

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Because it hasn’t been confirmed that it was. Would be pretty irresponsible journalism to call it suicide when the family haven’t released the cause of death. Even Kotaku has some standards. Some.

(Source: https://twitter.com/TrueKROOO )

Cue the Dragon Zord walking off into the ocean.

Hot Take:  Killmonger was a bitch.  

The editor here is a stack of office supplies with some googly eyes on it.

Elon can’t kill blue ticks. They’re nigh invulnerable.

Not Such A Kid Rock.

Thank you for giving the full quote. I’m a Black gamer and have been a long time fan of FF. The upcoming game seems very promising and honestly if you're starving for diversity in fantasy, there's plenty of spaces where you can experience that. This just seems like a cheap shot click bait article.

So in other words, Kotaku is half real reporting, half clickbait enrage articles now. I might be generous on the reporting skew

Yeah, but context doesn’t make rage bait articles!!

I am not gonna get caught up in this until the game releases but that quote was limited and the full quote makes a bit more sense

Thanks, it’s sort of a catch-all.

Christ, fuckin’ millennials... This was common knowledge!

Next you’re going to tell me the Konami code or the blood code for MKI on Sega Genisis.

Bored lawyer, desperate for work, invents stupid claim to bully a small business owner.  Film at 11.