Wakanda Forever literally came out today, and you didn’t think that needed spoiler warnings?!

You expect “journalistic integrity” from Kotaku?

Love your username, Headzo!

Guys, did you know if you’re playing 2-player Contra and you lose all your lives, you can steal one from your partner just by pressing Start?!!! #MindBlown

It’s like freakin’ amateur hour over here...

I hear about these bills every year in both the spring and the fall without fail.  I personally believe it’s all just hearsay that goes viral, and that no such proposed bills actually exist anywhere.

You want some grapes...........................bitches?

If the guy isn’t awarded the truck, he should go to that dealership, smash the hell out of one of the trucks on the lot, and then watch them not do anything about it.

Like 3 of these were scary, tops...

...the tournament also instituted a 30-minute delay on the livestream, too.

Jewel-Osco supremacy! Jewel-Osco supremacy! (I’m from Illinois.)

Came to say this!  Thank you!  I think I paid $75 or $80 for Final Fantasy 3 on SNES...

Just to be clear, you’re saying

STFU&GTFOHWTBS

Good thing!

Who?

This is truly the only appropriate response to this article.

Completely beside the point, but that outfit in the header image isn’t the most flattering...

Epic should hire you as their lawyer!

What about “Experts Agree: ‘We’re Smarter Than Nintendo!’ Or ‘Why I Can’t Be Bothered To Make An Effort (Warning: Contains Bing)’”?