Never got a PS2. I was a poor, close-to-graduating college student at the time. This was when I got into PC gaming because I already had the PC, so it was easier to just buy a couple games that my friends were playing (or use their install CDs and find cracked keys - piracy is bad, and I eventually purchased…

So, you’d have to buy a new controller every 3 days...?

LET’S ROCK!!

Those look like synthetics more than the Engineers.

Look into my eye...

Missed opportunity for Illegal Aliens vs. Sex Predators.

“I don’t have a microwave.  But I do have a clock that occasionally cooks $h!t.”  - Mitch Hedberg

Dude looks like Idris Elba × Denzel.

Why is this called the Final Fantasy Cinematic Universe when there’s only one film amongst several games?

Right, so what’s the point of even mentioning it, let alone writing a whole article about it?

What’s the point of this article? It’s all setup, with no resolution. Might as well have been titled “Racism Exists in the World - Now With Proof!”

I don’t think she needs to worry. She’s exponentially hotter than those two dumpster fires combined.

So calling it “Anime Sex Toy” was just too on-the-nose?

TIL that phone number for Nintendo still works. I just called it.

I couldn’t tell from the trailer, but how does the countdown make you die? Because (SPOILER)

And so they pick one of the lamest characters?

お願いします　🙇‍♂️

Just doesn’t sound good in English...

Mrs. Bassbeast, this could be your Valentine’s gift! Who really wants a card & chocolates anyway?

I would have gone this route for a Metroid controller: