All this trouble, and they went with the v6.

Two things:

I would buy it, I guess, but the full rear seat center console makes it a no-go for me because of the dog. Oh well, I’m sure one of you dogless Jalops will be able to pick it up on the cheap.

Greyhound bus blackwater system repair engineer.

Those rims do not fit that car.   Like wearing a size 12 high top and your feet top out at a size 10

“I recommend Genesee Red”

That was the station my logic train arrived at as well.

Has anyone consulted Homer J. Simpson regarding this question?

What if they got him a bicycle instead?  I mean, and divorce papers, yeah, but dipshits on bicycles is kind of a Lance thing, no?

South of the Border in SC.

Already gone

Seems like a good starting point to teach your kid to drive a stick, then throw the whole thing away a year later when the clutch gives up the ghost.

My spawn. I used to DD a manual Saturn Sky. My kid is learning to drive a stick, but at 6'2" and being roughly 90% legs he can’t physically work the clutch unless we remove the dash board, and probably the steering wheel.

Colorblind friendly versions of Uno have been available for years.

Quibi?

Really, did they hit double digits?

Cancer - any mid-80s vehicle. Rust is a cancer, right?

I came here to find out more about the van tbh, then realized I wasn’t on Jalopnik.

Yeah! Everybody knows that the only way to do this stuff is sacrifice a virgin goat with white hair (yes, use white hair to effect the sacrifice) and read the entrails.

Aren’t all the dates in relation to the constellations like 2,000+ years out of date and off by at least one sign due to the Earth’s precession?