Waiting for someone to quote me from today’s NP or ND...

I realize I am in the minority with this take, but aesthetically the only pleasing thing I find about the 308 is the gated shifter.

These are clearly purple squirrel requirements that they know no one can meet. You should apply anyway anyway and see what happens!

For every crazy establishment outcast that turns out to be right, there are 10,000 plus jackasses that aren’t.

Ready or Not: I unabashedly love this movie, and much like Shawshank Redemption will automatically stop to watch it while flipping through the channels and it’s on, no matter what part of the movie.

... or AC.

Are we sure Ryan Reynolds didn’t write part of this?

Thanks, I was wondering about that.

Damnit Lawrence, that was my 1st thought and you beat me to it:

Yet another G/O zombie now, as is The Takeout and Kotaku.

Yeah, that Herb-feller ain't exactly good people.

A 5 door hatch is really a 2 seat station wagon with side portal access.

I mean, yeah? Those sites are pretty pointless without a well engaged comment section. All that remains are Giz and Jalopnik. The ones on the bar up top are just zombies.

Should we though?  Here and Giz are about the last ones standing, and hopes are not high from an end user perspective.

You know when you see a parent of a small child trying to feign interest in some random crap artwork, or weed that they think is a flower their well-meaning but ultimately misguided spawn brings to their attention?

Much like Splinter, Kotaku, The Root, Jezebel, Deadspin and now the A.V. Club and The Takeout?

First of all, ND from me.

Ford’s Kona Blue gets my modern top choice.  I’ve given up on posting pics on Kinja, but damn it looks good.

Easy way to solve the overheating problem is to drive faster, right?  Just consider it air cooled, like an old bug.

I forgot about Sam Axe!  I was thinking more like Bubba Hotep, My Name is Bruce and other movies in that vein, but oh yeah, Burn Notice is a definite guilty pleasure.