Front bench seat and no center console? Station wagon, more like Shaggin’ Wagon, amiright?

It would both be more aesthetically pleasing and functional to simply set $11,400 on fire.

There was a red one for sale near me recently. From the driver’s side it looked amazing despite having 210k miles on it. The passenger side, uh, not so much.  Several body panels needed work/replacement.

Recently sold my ‘07 Sky and wish I could have kept it. Needed something more practical and could fit my 6'+ spawn in the driver’s seat, so moved on to a 6MT Outback.

I haven’t been to Deadspin much since the last purge, but I honestly thought 100% of their stories were AI generated anyway? Anything with a “Published date” followed by “

Transmission.

It’s been decades since I lived in NYC, I miss the pizza so, so much.

The Little Debbie muffins on the passenger floorboards of the Civic R are really what makes that whole ad for me.

Looks like a Polar Bear humping a Prius...

Oh my, can you imagine the cognitive dissonance if you covered the entire thing in Bernie and AOC stickers?

Yeah, like, you know you’re going to get hurt, and badly, but it will be fun while it lasts.

My wife had a purple Tracker when we started dating. Two problems with this however: 1) I never saw the thing before her brother totaled it, and 2) Purple is not a real color.

2011 Subaru Outback front cup holders.

John Leguizamo a.k.a. Julio. But not if it’s John Wick’s car, then you better run.

303hp, and 19/30/23 combined gas mileage is not *terrible*, although the rest of the car may be.

I genuinely  thought it had died pre, or early COVID.  Had no idea the project was still ongoing.

Looks like an Audi TT knockoff

I was taught the 2 second rule, my spawn tells me it’s 3 seconds, but whatever.

I refuse to believe that wasn’t made by Hot Wheels or Matchbox.

Yeah, but look at the rest of that interior.  Three pedals, stripper dash (not even a tach, learn to shift by feel/sound!).   Manual windows, in my head cannon since I can’t see it there’s no radio either!