“That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across the great…

Konichiwa, bitches.

I was probably enamored with it as a kid. I think I was Scorpion that Halloween. But, man, those special effects did NOT age well. That reptile thing looked like something from a Gex: Enter the Gecko FMV. Barf!

I have a moth phobia. My dad used to hang laundry on the line in the summer, sometimes over night. Then, when I’d go to put my underwear on after my shower, a big nasty moth would fly out. Ugh...

I just rewatched Mortal Kombat last night. Wow. What. A. BAD. Movie.

Wow! Such attention to detail! Look how it’s as useless as the real thing!

I’m not proud of this, but... for a second...

Kojima-san,

This is making me feel things in my special area.

NO! She DIDN’T! She did NOT DO THAT! DID SHE?! My most sacred game, made a mockery by, this, this... &%$#@?! HOW DARE SHE?!

Domo arigato, Mr. Bipedal Nuclear Walking Death Mobile-oboto.

Glitch makes GTA V look like “EW!”

Round the hangin’ tree, swayin’ in the breeze, in the summer sun, as we two are one...

I KNOW!! ME TOO!!

That reminds me, does anyone know how to get rid of silverfish? Without stuff like Raid?

You’re seeing it too?? I thought I pressed something on my keyboard, like zoom or something!! GRRR!!

I say watch it if that’s what you want to do. I also say if anyone gets offended by a joke, this joke, that’s on them. I will watch a game being played (not commented on, not played while screaming like a lunatic into their mic) under certain circumstances. But I thought Kimmel’s video was funny. I laughed. I wish…

Everyone upset over this seriously needs to re-prioritize their lives.