This feels pretty clearly like a “give us this, or we’ll keep coming after you for corruption and wind up with the 2022 cup anyway” move, right?

It gets so frustrating sometimes. Glad you were able to get the captionist eventually! I bet that other students benefitted from their presence as well–I don’t have a hearing impairment per se, but my speech processing isn’t very good, so it sure as hell would have helped me. For my part, I can often help out people…

Hugs for you from a fellow disabled person. I’ve got severe fine motor impairment and am currently in grad school. Several of my professors have grumbled about my using a laptop, and/or demanded I sit in the very back of the room, because other people will be distracted by my screen. Like them choosing to look at me…

This surely mirrors the expectations put on real life black public figures, doesn’t it? Jackie Robinson was a spectacular baseball player, but there were at least half dozen or so players in the Negro Leagues who were on that same, hall of fame level. The Dodgers picked him as the man to break the color barrier…

And that’s what happens when you assume you’ve already scored. It’s a bad shot, but I think a lot of keepers would have seen a 4 on 0 coming an just given up.

Also, I really like the inverted color kits for the field players and the keeper, more teams should do that.

Beat me to it.
“How appropriate, you fight like a cow.”

There is a long history of airlines being shitty to wheelchair users, but this is shitty even by those standards.

I wonder if you could use the mocha variety in place of the chocolate syrup in an egg cream.

I wonder if you could use the mocha variety in place of the chocolate syrup in an egg cream.

Did you read that story that Keane’s MLS first choice was the Revs, but the Krafts weren’t interested? Aaaargh.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

It would be more fun anyway.

what if it’s a steel horse?

Damn, you’re right. But yeah, at least there’s a bit of solace in Me and Bobby Mcgee, if only in nostalgia. Hard to find much in Sunday Morning Coming Down.

Good god, Sunday Morning Coming Down has to be one of the most gutwrenching songs ever recorded. For some reason, the line that kills me is “Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes

I would seriously play that first one every damn day. The idea of an ME-esque game with you as a starship commander would be perfect. And instead of a renegade/paragon scale, you could have a Kirk-Picard scale lol

Malawi is an incredible country btw–go if you ever get the chance. Zomba mountain and Cape Maclear are especially gorgeous.

Slip of the tongue. He clearly meant to say his client was a tool.

Schmuck Bait at its finest.

This and the response may be the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

I don’t think there’s any artist I enjoy hating on more, if only because her fans are always both awful and thin-skinned. I once told my high school Econ teacher*, who was an utter randroid and spent every class period propagandizing against liberals and trying to convert me, that Rand was “philosophy for people who…