You get Manningface*10 million with Eli running a Jets offense, and Tom Coughlin literally explodes after he sees his quarterback wearing a headband.

Sanchez: [Tries running away in tears]

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

Also, neither group is 100% sure that Jameis Winston isn’t their son.

Definitely my new favorite coach that I’ve never heard of.

the only thing better than these WYTS, is the hate mail they generate from fans who take their team way too seriously.

Do you want some more drawings instead?

Ah, the “Uncle Leo” gambit.

He wasn’t an amateur, he was getting those big paychecks to buy back gramma’s house!

I would imagine it might be simpler to qualify as an amateur than to first get pro status and then qualify.

I know it’s the internet, so being an asshole is the norm, but UAB is one of the top 150 undergraduate schools in the country according to US News. On top of that instate tuition is less than 10k per year and out of state tuition is less than 25k. Not everyone is going to be a professional golfer and I’m sure this kid…

More like Oderpa Passo

Kind of hypocritical to bash those who make fun of women’s soccer while you continuously bash women's basketball.

I barely recognized Andrea Bargnani with the ponytail. Looks about right, though.

I may be wrong, but don’t the sharks mistake the board for a seal? I remember reading that is why surfers are at more risk.

Is it just me or does it look like the shark’s tail sucker punches him right at the end? I wish didn't wouldn't have laughed at that...

Chubbs approves

Trout's going to be sniffing that for days...

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

He’s the top college player in the same way Adam Morrison was the top college player.