Not as good as the illicit tour of the new Vikings boat, but good work none the less.

Whoever documented her shame and then put it on the internet deserves an eternity of public humiliations. I hope they crap themselves at work or on the metro or while on a first date. The universe should right this wrong. And I hope in their moment of embarrassment they realize that what they are experiencing is…

Yeah, the Patriots are Bond villain levels of evil. This here is some Scooby-Doo shit.

I cringe every time I watch someone pick up a coffee or a sandwich and their “tip” is to just dump the $.28 cents in change they got back in the jar and give the poor kid behind the counter a wink like they just did him some huge favor.

Having read these types of articles before, if you’re just an asshole who refuses to tip because “hurr durr, fuck this system” don’t even bother trying to explain your shitty rationale that just ends up hurting people in the service industry. Having been in it at a younger stage of my life it’s not as easy as you…

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem was less the boozy attempt to reenact a goofy movie, and more standing in the forward arc of the tee when somebody is teeing off...

Rhodes—who died Thursday—actually only spent a short amount of time in what was then WWF, but the sports entertainment monster has consumed many of the smaller promotions in which Rhodes made his name as a wrestler.

Vito is eating Jonnycakes in New Hampshire by now.

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Magnet openly mused about this before he got drafted and how weird and uncomfortable it was gonna be of it turned out, after everything, that Sam sucked.

Why isn’t it politically correct to say he fucking sucks at professional football? College football is a different game. No hard feelings, Mike.

I’m actually 100% white and I can’t fucking stand the “I’ve been privy to their racist comments against minorities because clearly ALL white people are in this together” thing either.* Some white people just assume that races are “teams” and we’re all obviously out to get each other.

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Because he’ll say he got fired because of racism, PC police of social media will run with it, then the MSM will pick it up as a “trending” story, then ESPN will have to show the country that they take racism seriously and fire half their employees who were involved, then give SAS a massive bonus as good faith for all…

I just can’t help it, but I gotta rain on this guy’s parade. Years ago, a cop told me only idiots rob banks nowadays for a few reasons. Mainly, the haul is pretty small (probably a few grand) compared to what you can get away with doing all sorts of other “illegal activities” and chances are high you’ll get caught. If…

If you give away $5k in a bank robbery, you’re a lousy teller. Having that much cash in 50 and 100 denominations in your top cash drawer runs against the policy I learned when I worked as a teller during summer vacations and briefly after college. Having $5000 in the top drawer would be the absolute maximum you should…

Also, don’t have any pieces of flair so the media can’t assign you a f*ing nickname that’ll make you famous

This is what happens in the Penal system.

Ha. Funny story about that: Drexler also says elsewhere in the book that he was better than Jordan, that Jordan just shot more. Love this guy.