Most likely a rich kid who went to law school because he didn't feel like getting a job yet and mom and dad kept writing checks.

I've always said then only reason I don't have a tattoo is because I couldn't think of anything cool enough to put on my body forever. I think I just found something cool enough.

Generally speaking in sports, if you take the biggest payday, you don't always end up happy in you new playing situation. Why does this always seem to shock athletes when they sign big contracts with new teams?

Before today, I honestly thought Hasselbeck retired 3 years ago.

Looks like it will be deGrom and Syndergaard against them. I like those matchups. Both games are at least a crapshoot. If we split and come home pitching Harvey and Matz, we don't go back to LA.

We already did once this year, and went 1-1. I'll take that again.

Last Halloween night, I got up in the middle of the night because my dogs were going nuts in the kitchen. I flipped on the lights and there were DOZENS of the black shelled roach looking things all over the floor. They started scattering, I flipped out. I grabbed the vacuum and started sucking them up. Had never seen…

Too bad they couldn't beat The Mets when they had to. He pitched great, but he also faced the B Team tonight. Granderson and Conforto were the only regulars in the lineup.

I remember that game. They still won huge.

My doctor farted while taking my blood pressure last week. It was kinda awkward. On one hand, i appreciate a good fart as much as the next guy, but on the other, it was still kinda weird.

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Translation. “Those damn spanishes need to know their place and leave their slappy handshakes and salsa dances back in Mexico. This is Amurica! We high five in this country!”

I had a great uncle pass away recently. He lived alone and was very secretive when it came to his money. After he died we found out why. About 10 years ago he invested over $500,000 (He took a Home Equity on his house for $250K and cleaned out his savings for the rest) and invested in a company who told him they were…

I did seem to be somewhat in self defense.

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They got pissed at him for whipping out a knife and fatally stabbing a player on the field. So, while still batshit crazy, it's not like they did it because they didn't agree with the yellow card he just issued.

Well, the ref DID fatally stab a player first, so the bunch of animals thing apparently expands past the players.

This was the worst I’ve seen.

My physical therapist rocks one of these, and it makes me want to punch him.

I worked at a Bar & Grill in college that was owned by a rich kid that had gone to the college it was located across the street from, and whose parents had bought the place for him as a graduation gift. He was only about 25 when I was about 19 or 20, and he had the habit of putting himself on the bartending schedule…