It’s funny, because every parent claims the request is for “carpooling” reasons, yet nobody ever carpools. What has ended up happening, is one coach has created a team of 2nd graders in what is supposed to be a league mixed of K-2. A league, mind you, that does not keep score and keeps kids from advancing any more…

Either that or she decided to cash out before he spent all the Blurred Lines money on hookers and blow.

Dude, my little league team just underwent its 5th roster change before the start of the season due to the league consistently honoring parent requests to change their kid’s team so they can have their wine and cheese parties in the bleachers on Friday nights during our games. My 7 year old said his friend was upset…

Either that or she decided to cash out before he spent all the Blurred Lines money on hookers and blow.

In all honesty, why would you tell someone your mom boned Huey Lewis unless he was your father?

I remember sports illustrated doing an article that season on Brady, and credited “eye exercises” he was doing to help him see the ball better. They even had a picture of him sitting in a dark room staring at an abstract poster on the wall. Even teenage me thought it was a little suspicious that all it took to hit 50…

Not with comedy as groundbreaking as this.

All of whom dump waste motor oil and antifreeze right into the sewer.

Who have all been pouring motor oil, antifreeze and transmission fluid

Yeah,

At least Marcus is picking up the check.

I would love to see Chip pull a Ditka, trade his entire draft, and then some, to pick Mariotta, and then pack up the war room and go play golf for the next two days.

Matt Kuchar’s is the worst. Dude looks 30 years older with his hat off.

I once played in a beer league softball game that saw the opposing team put up 22 runs before we registered an out in the top of the first. We ended up losing via mercy rule after 4 innings by about 50. It was a long, cold night.

Dude, he admits that he's pretty much a casual baseball fan. He's sitting in the front row. He can't wear a hat? Who the fuck cares?

It starts at 30, but at 35, your life completely falls apart. In my 20s, I could sleep anywhere. Concrete floors, car hoods, leaning against a wall, and be fine. Now, at 38 I sleep on my pillow top mattress with therapeutic pillows and I wake up in pain daily. My shoulder is throbbing, my neck is stiff and my back is…

He’s a Jr, so that’s probably the “J”. If be willing to bet his father has a nickname starting with the letter “P”, like. The kid became whatever his name was Junior, and eventually, PJ.

Exactly. LA turns regular people into cokeheads. Do you know what it can do to a guy like that?

I also remember at the time thinking how dumb it was to sign with a Los Angeles team. For a former cocaine addict trying to stay clean, LA isn't exactly the best environment.

Agreed. It was worth it for the Yankees to pay Jeter past his prime. The Angels have a history of overpaying other teams best players.