No, that's what happened to the eldest son.

Maaaaaaaaany. Remember Quinn's bf? Good times.

We crossed that line when Fitz passed stricter gun laws and equal pay for women at the beginning of the season. Now the writers are just full-on fucking with us.

On that note, WTF happened to Fitz & Mellie's "Oops" baby?

Because then Team Olivia would go to jail for knowingly hindering a police investigation/being an accessory to murder. This is why you don't just go around covering up murders.

How is it possible that a show this awesome cannot figure out wigs? Young Cyrus always looks so ridic. And Lena's hair was unacceptable.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

OMG, the return of Cyrus' horrific rug. He still wears it better than Lena.

Now that's...thats a truly valuable lesson I will keep in mind.

Hahaha. "You guys are terrible and so am I."

That is fantastic tacky wedding hair.

Uh. Good question. I forgot about her.

Remember that episode from last season .. before a presidential debate? when Olivia started laughing that everyone was a murderer. I laughed with her. This show is ridiculous.

I ain't eating bugs out of anybody's butt. I've eaten bugs, and I've eaten butt, but those are not two great tastes that go great together.

I've got my wine ready.

That is like. Disturbing.

Had to check to make sure you weren't a mimic before I hit the follow. And you're right.

There's a silver lining though. For example, if I write an ill-informed, typo-riddled comment (as I so often do) and people call me on my bullshit, I fully plan on telling everyone some troll is impersonating me.

Welp. I'm up. There's at least one troll mimic of me posting now. Collier, can you kill this? Everybody else, I'm not in the grey on Jezebel. If you see a grey troll with my name, flag and report, please.