It's sad; even TomatoFace turned the computer off every day. When you've made TomatoFace seem like a model Kinja citizen, you've pretty much failed at your online life.

Comment leeches are just the worst.

cats are such assholes

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

what he's doing is called 'victim blaming' & it's appalling

Well if it isn't our arch nemesis!

Some people keep Bobcats as pets. A friend from HSs parents did. I didn't agree with it, but who in Idaho is going to listen to a little liberal teenager. This does lead to one of my more interesting stories of "Sweet Pea" the bobcat jumping onto my head.

Happier times:

ha! At least she's actually of age, that's a bonus

Fuck, one of two things keeping me in Michigan is medical marijuana. And that medical marijuana card I finally got in the mail today. And the 4 dispensaries within a mile of my house.

Are the people styling Ariana Grande playing up how young she looks, or is she just one of those people that can't avoid the little girl playing dress up vibe? I feel like I need to close pages with her pictures on them asap lest anyone think I'm into "barely legal girls" stuff. Or worse.

I'd rather him tweet about gum than his urethra surgery.

P Diddy's twitter is a DELIGHT

Jim Gaffigan speaks for us all.

Starbucks cup with Cat ears Grande is freaking me out

Honestly Jaden Smith and Dr. Ruth are never not fucking killing it on Tweet Beat.

"If, instead, WWE simply decided to have Reigns win this Sunday and stand tall, well, they're going to have to edit out a lot more boos."