The most baffling thing about this entire situation is that anyone finds Durst to be even "sorta charming." The guy freaks me the fuck out.

SO ADORABLE!!!!!! I love black cats!

Pizza cat regrets nothing. NOTHING.

My cat likes ties>bow ties, but keeps it modern and on trend with the right shade of pink.

Your cat just gave me diabetes.

My cat also has a fancy! He is a tuxedo cat, duh.

He's got a great WHO ME? I'M INNOCENT! look going there. Very convincing. Amateurs would believe it.

OMG, that is ridiculously adorable. Mine would never tolerate a bow tie, but they will snatch the top off of my sandwich and run away with it like Ozzy.

"Here's" is a contraction of "here is" which isn't grammatically correct in the sentence, "Here's Some Cats Getting Fucking Aggressive With Pizza."

My cats just sleep in beer case trays and amazon boxes.

My kitty is fancy too!

My no manners butt-cat also wears a bow tie!

I mean . . . just the cutest. Well, almost the cutest. Not as cute as my cat.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

In the 60's, we would call drugstores and ask them if they had "Prince Albert (a tobacco) in a can?" If they admitted they did in fact stock this, we would yell "Then let him out!" and hang up.

Ha, I've worked in a bookstore too. My favorite one: "Do you... have... a book?"

For reals. I told my friend this weekend, if they're not divorced in 5 years I'll eat my hat. (Provided I can get a Kickstarter together to fund the purchase of said hat/the eating of it.)

Damn, those stock clerks can really get around, huh?

I hate when people think it's funny to ask those questions. I work in a bookstore and some dumb ass teenager thought it would be funny to come in while its busy as shit and ask me if we sell books here. I gave him the most annoyed retail worker look and said "don't waste my time" and went back to the customers who…

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?