There he is everyone! It’s “that guy”!

You know TSwift would have done something like The Manger Babies back in the day

Luanne Platter (KotH)

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Can you even call it a parade in Pittsburgh if there aren’t guns and alcohol involved?

...and that’s why you can never fully get away from DeJong arm of the law.

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

Fuck you and fuck him. I’m glad he’s dead.

He has no idea who Kesha is and doesn’t care.

You call that a hockey kiss?

It’s funny because it’s true

Don’t be hyperbolic, we have plenty of fun things.

Stupid shit like this is why Blizzard cancelled the First Strike comic.

Ugh...this is why we can’t have nice things.

I would point out that the better team doesn’t always win.

I’m happy to say it explicitly. They’re not.

That take is as neutral as the Senators forecheck

Good.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.