Thanks for proving my point, big guy. I’ll bet you Royals fans complain that you only get one World Series parade, too. I hope you took off your tin foil hat and were able to celebrate.

My favorite part of this World Series is that the entire world can see what pussy-ass crybabies the Royals fans really are. Talk about a persecution complex.

Are the Royals the Cardinals of the AL?

No.

Didn’t you watch last night? The Cubs just clinched the World Series.

This is 100% accurate.

Yes.

Can anyone verify if UConn’s bacon jalapeno mac and cheese is worth being arrested? Thanks in advance.

But haven’t you heard? The Cubs have already won the World Series because they qualified for a Wild Card game.

Good for you, Fergus.

Shouldn’t they win a playoff game first?

$50 says STL’s will be the only article suggesting why readers shouldn’t root for them.

Patrick Kane has really let himself go while being investigated for raping that girl.

The DNA information came from Kane’s camp. Actual results have not been released. Probably because they weren’t able to perform the rape kit accurately due to “equipment problems.”

This. It’s insane. When everything first came out, I couldn’t believe how many women were saying “it would be an honor to be raped by him.” Unfuckingbelieveable.

Unfortunately, Ms. Dicaro is not the only journalist receiving these threats. ESPNW reporter Sarah Spain is receiving equally vile threats.

Been waiting to see Jezebel weigh in on this case, as it has been absolutely disgusting to see how Blackhawks/Kane fans have been acting. Most of what DiCaro has reported has been unbiased and merely the information that is released from either side.

Any case this woman had is gone. Kane is sitting pretty.

Yes.