Earlier in the season when this happened to both the Blues and Wild, a beat reporter for STL pointed out that the only thing the two teams had in common was they had both played at the Staples Center in the past week.

"Sign him!"

Will pay someone in high fives for the untouched picture from this article.

Which one is Hertl?

Reports say police spent hours and hours shooting at the door, waiting for the perp they wanted to drop.

Anyone have any advice on how to deal with a dealership who sold you a vehicle that doesn't technically meet your state's lemon law, but clearly is a bad vehicle?

I'm really glad that commenters, at least, aren't just letting this go. I consider you all my friends :)

The end of the year is starting to look like the last thirty minutes of Akira.

No, it's a video game. People should have fun with it. Settle down.

A:I should've been renamed "Murphy's Law: The Game."

Oh, man. Jezebel is gonna be sooooooooo mad at you.

Good one!

"What Was This 'God Bless America' Performance?"

A MSgt. doing a country version of "God Bless America" is what it was. AKA: the most goddamned American thing ever.

That would have been a more exciting final out than Perez (who was clearly injured and should not have been playing) popping up in foul territory to third base.

I have PS4 and this is incredibly shitty. Haven't considered trading in my copy until today. Fuck console exclusivity.

I don't know, I can't help but feel like this is a slap in the face. We have to spend another $20 for a $60 game that still has a myriad of flaws and issues that have not yet been addressed? I expected a lot better from Bungie.

Rot in hell.

You nailed it. When Rosenthal asked that question, I thought to myself, "Aren't those types of questions typically reserved for Erin Andrews?"