Not far enough, unfortunately. I recently got inspired by a local cicerone who puts on "beer schools" at our local craft beer bar. Even though I'm a self-proclaimed "beer snob," as I've been studying, I've realized there's a ton of information out there, much of which I had no in-depth knowledge. I will say,…

Really enjoying these articles, Will. I'm currently studying to become a certified cicerone and am always looking to expand my beer tastes. Keep up the good work, sir.

Haters gon hate.

21 hours is a haul, I will admit. That's longer than probably 80% of games I've ever played that weren't RPGs. Typically if a game lasts 5-8 hours for the single player, that seems a bit light to me, especially if there is no reason to replay (playing on a higher difficulty doesn't usually interest me) or if there…

I'm so on the fence with this game. On one hand, as an Alien fanatic, I'm incredibly excited about it. On the other, I'm not sure there is enough content here (yet) to justify a $60 purchase. Unless some out-of-this-world (heh) DLC comes about, I foresee this game as a beat-it-and-trade-it-in deal.

I get what you're saying and I agree with a lot of it. I'm just wondering if they could've just matched players by level, so everyone can play right out of the gate. Maybe Iron Banner will do this? Still not sure on all those details.

I remember seeing mention of it during the beta, but wasn't sure when that was being introduced. Maybe that will have me come back to the Crucible, then. Right now I can't play more than 2-3 Crucible matches without getting frustrated. I'm level 27 and still haven't reached level 1 in the Crucible.

I still don't understand Destiny's multiplayer, particularly the lack of level advantage. Why am I still getting one-shot by a level 14 when I'm level 27? Why do I have the same amount of armor as that player? Logic would assume that my weapons and armor are better and have more upgraded abilities, right?

Unfortunately not. Hopefully the civil suit will get him with involuntary manslaughter.

It's a manual.

PS - I drive a Volvo.

Hahaha you really are some dumb motherfucker, aren't you? Durrr hurrr hurrr long live Smoke no matter how many people he runs over durrr hurr hurrr

You're right. I'm not white trash enough for Jalopnik.

This is such great advice. I'm currently trying to save up for a down payment on a house. Anyone who has done this knows how difficult it is. I've sort of trained myself (somehow) to question any purchase before I make it, even something as simple as a morning cup of coffee. Buy the essentials, skip out on the…

Fixed.

"Oops, my bad."

Maybe. But I'm right about this.

How many sprint cars have you driven in your day?

Wrong.

Wrong.