Gi2a2di wouldn't be saying this if TB had hit any other playe2.

Read last night RJ is asking for Kane/Toews-type money. I can't imagine the look on John Davidson's face when he saw that.

I'm not typically one to bash science, but screw this. I'm 27 and my girlfriend is 25 and she's the most beautiful person I've ever seen. She's also a doctor and I'm proud as hell of her. Sorry, just bragging on her.

Fixed it.

I can think of a very appropriate punishment.

The world's actual cutest dog is a rescue, cost about $200, and is owned by me.

I know this is sort of off-topic, but I am the only one who loathes the multiplayer on this game?

Me when I learned that Grande's fan base is called the "Aria Nation:"

The commercial in question makes me cry from my penis.

Only hit the Cardinals have been getting lately.

Meanwhile at Blizzard, a massive DDOS attack has all their servers out of commission.

They look the exact goddamn same.

Seems crazy to me, too. Then again, I've never been there, so who knows, maybe we're missing out? I don't know.

We'll agree to disagree, but you know your beer and I definitely respect that. Urban Chestnut has become my favorite STL drinking location. Good German beers, traditional German food, and a massive beer hall that includes a self-guided tour of the brewing facility. Should you ever find an opportunity to get your…

I have a bottle of Bourbon County Stout from 2013 in my fridge that will probably only be opened if I ever have a child. Quite possibly the only exception.

Any STL beer (with the exception of AB) is better than any Goose Island beer.

You could've left out "and your beer sucks" from your statement and we all would've still assumed you're a pretentious asshole.

I haven't known any guys to go to "Nash-Vegas," but it's the thing to do for women. Most dudes are content with going to one of the many, many microbreweries here and getting plastered on good local beer. Other than that, yeah, not a whole lot to do outside of sporting events.

St. Louis is so devoid of anything fun to do, that citizens flock to Nashville for crazy bachelor / bachelorette party weekends, guy's weekends, etc. People from here call it "Nash-Vegas". That's how bad St. Louis is.