I love the game rust 

ar eyou even a real person WTF are u saying 

um we need to pee

true now first u ook fake so ima move on

now is anyone gonna talk about what the hell is this pic

ok what the heck is this

Hank “Porker” lost! His talking points fell flat and the crowd turned on him when he told everyone to hide their guns when the heli showed up. Ballsworth fought the heli and championed the people for fighting back.

Stop the steal!

The Mayoral debate yesterday between the Right Wing gun-runner, the Populist Businessman and a Priest of the Blood God that ended with a helicopter attack, multiple assassinations and a last minute betrayal was some of the best non scripted entertainment I’ve seen in years. Jumping between different streamers is like…

I’m still working (ugh essential business, essential personnel) but my gym is closed so I went old school: Richard Simmons on YouTube.

I favor every-other day workout, alternating between running (or jog-dragging, as the dog refuses to match my speed even though I’ve seen her sustain faster) and r/bodyweightfitness’ recommended routine in front of the television.

A tiny bit of Sugru?

Do I get a point for mentioning Surgu? Isn't that how this works?

Electrical tape? Window-tinting film? Post-It notes?