THEY ARE THE WORST. Uneducated, pretentious, ridiculous, pampered.

Pet peeve: when people say that a person has been doing [creative or artistic endeavor] since [very young age].

I think any time a child has a production company (filled with talented adults who have worked very hard to get where they are) that is specifically making half of their movies for the sole purpose of said child starring in them, they're going to be a tad out of touch with reality. That would make anyone grow up a…

Clearly, you haven't been touched by Xenu and worn a Matisse as a diaper. If you had, you'd be able to pick up a book's vibrations and know everything in it without even opening it.

I always thought they all sit around at home and just have their family meetings about "How can we send the kids out to fuck with the masses today"? The kids come up with the ideas and the parents approve it and then Will and Jada set them on us....then they come home and laugh about it. What else do rich people do…

These kids are Grade A Certified Insufferable Assholes. And so young! Good job, Fresh Prince.

God, I love being Happy Single Uncle. No, I don't own a Trans-Am (though I wish I did).

Caillou is banned in our house, and God help the poor soul who tries to bring it in.

Morning commute is hell. I remember when I loved driving. Now it is slog and wasted time.

This is all I can think of

I would much rather see Billy Mack's "Christmas Is All Around" make #1.

Go through an 18-month (even three-month) dry spell with someone you love very much and want to be the only person with whom you have sex and tell me masturbation is enough. Perhaps an extreme example, but it isn't as simple as fucking oneself to make up for a lack of sex.

the fault is trying to find some unifying theory of everything. every person is different, every couple dynamic is different. for all we know, this woman's relationship may indeed work based on that dynamic, if it works for her and she is satisfied, good for her, it doesn't necessarily apply to anyone else.

Can we please stop with the "I didn't want to have sex because he/she was sweaty from the gym" excuse? This is total horseshit. A shower takes 5 minutes and if your relationship has any semblance of communication whatsoever you should be able to subtly have the "hop in the shower and I'll blow you afterwards"…

Dear individual women: please stop speaking for All Women.

NOTE NOTE NOTE: "men are simplistic" is a harmful opinion of men and is PART OF THE PROBLEM WITH THE PATRIARCHY. when men feel defeated, weak and masculine when they have complex feelings, it is because of the patriarchy. when men ARE simplistic, ignorant and can't control themselves, it is because they are…

Nice work Kate