Don't get in the way of a 14 year old's pipe dream

That's a nice entourage you got going there AP. The 11 stern apostles and a dude in a fur suit.

And that's why you buy insurance?

God as my witness, if I ever win the lottery I will take a job at a restaurant just so I can tell these shithead types to fuck off and then quit in a blaze of glory telling these fucksticks to get fucked.

Thanks for combining your daily quotas for Minaj and West into one story so we don't have to suffer even more than we already do.

I'm so blessed to be alive so that I can make jokes about other people and their absurd worship of a deity that kills their family in a fire. An all knowing, all powerful deity that supposedly is loving and caring and yet would do this.

Same reason Tameka Harris has grey eyes now. People don't want to be who they are.

The best thing about being 30 is you don't have to care about what anyone else thinks. You might have reasons to but you don't have to.

Don't be mad at me for what God did. Also, where did I make fun of her last name you emotionally unstable lunatic.

Smart Stories? Not in HTGAWM. That isn't smart at all. Entertaining and dramatic, yes, but smart? HAHAHA, you poor poor deluded fool.

Smart Stories? Get out.

Now that you mention it, I haven't tried pudding that way, yet.

Superior? Superiority has nothing to do with it. I don't construct seemingly intractable dilemmas that necessitate MORE money and time to solve, no more no less. Keep spinning those wheels though, maybe you'll get it.

You're being simple because you ascribed an obviously false and facile emotion to my tirade much in the way Jenny Jones' guests would when they said "You're just jealous of this (13 year old chubby body popping out of my rainbow lycra hotpants)". And honestly, I give no shits being judgmental towards people who say…

That's it, I'm so intimidated by someone's vapidness and slavish devotion to their hair which they would put ahead of their health and certainly don't see price as any object to maintain.

Yup! Get your hippie dippie shit out of here.

People will do it for free but they also might have a "murdering women" problem.

But remember, she doesn't have 45 minutes a day for these kinds of shenanigans...only half the amount of time 3 days a week, plus touchups.

"Touch-ups have been a lifesaver for me," says Dechiaro['s hair], who gets three blowouts weekly and stops by for touch-ups in between. "I don't have time to sit in a chair for 45 minutes every day, so I used to forego workouts to avoid ruining my blowout. Now I don't have to."

Reprehensible and funny.