If I started a church I wouldnt want the people who were willing to join as members ;)

Can you say for certain though?

We're all pieces of God and sometimes God decides your family needs to die in a fire, but not you know, maliciously. Never maliciously. Still, to the fire they went.

It really makes you question the quality of a Bama education...

Alabama deserves to be a shitty state.

Because people are insufferable when it comes to their narcissism about what they eat.

That's just weird. Payment how? Net30 on being quizzed about being married and revealing not letting go?

Why isn't the government taking away our rights? I mean protecting us?

You can't sell out if you're bought out in bankruptcy to satisfy creditors.

When all you do is deal with trauma, you cope in seemingly inappropriate ways. One of those ways is sharing your experiences with other medical professionals as if they were totally blase.

It'd actually be funny if someone got to be happy through the entirety of the parody.

Maybe you should try having less cats next go around? So you know, you can give your best effort instead of basically randomly trying to change something with too many variables in play?

Oh man, it's so funny being a person who is bossed around by their dog.

Oh, the other segment this caters to are people who make no distinction between themselves and their dog. Like, I can see really shithead crossfit people getting strength building shit for their dog, not because they actually recognize the need for a strong pack animal, but because they have no boundaries between…

All of these products signal that you are unfit to take care of a dog in any way that inconveniences you. Why get a dog if you aren't capable of walking, feeding, and cleaning up after it? Cause they're cute?

I was never taught to not hurt my grandparents feelings, just respect the fact they've had some experience and might not be out of touch and not to be openly rude to them. They're in their 90s and I honestly don't care about them. My mother's mother died recently and I felt nothing. That's not true, I felt relief in…

God, if only you could have attended my preschool. We had weekly lessons, about an hour at a time, related to not trusting adults in various situations and always, always, always speaking up when something bad happens to you at the hands of an adult. Bribery, molestation, secret keeping, those were the biggies I…

It just comes across like it's an intentionally malicious thing he's doing and he has no regard for boundaries. I was in a long term relationship where my affection was initially appreciated and enjoyed, then annoying, then a turn off to the point that I looked at my SO as a close friend who I spent time eating and…

Or maybe he just has no other seemingly non sexual way of showing affection for you. I understand and respect your POV because when you don't want to be touched that's the end of it and nobody has the right to your person regardless of who they are - but it reads different to a person who supposedly cares about you…

Are there any parents who are realistic about the aptitudes of their children, if not to their children's face at least to adults who know better?