Sweet dreams are made of cheese - who am I to dis a Brie?

WORKIN ON MY TRAIN CHEESE

I can't think of any downside to this strategy.

A size 12 chin in the 50s was like a size 4 chin today. FACT.

1. Only certain personality disorders.

Actually... this is pretty typical writer bullshit. I've known (both carnally and otherwise) enough writers in my time to recognize writeyness when I see it. This is it. This is the way writers talk to women.

Being a really bad writer means you're insane now? Sorry, I just think this guy is an attention whore of Mr. Staypuftian proportions, and can't face up to anything approaching the truth about himself.

Sounds like he pulled an intentional Tom Sawyer in hopes of convincing everyone they were wrong about him.

Hes also a boring bummer of a human. Fuck this guy. Hes a vampire, anyone who fakes suicide like that and totally fucks with his supposed friends and loved ones doesent get the help im crazy pass. Im betting everyone with half a brain is dropping this fucker like a rock.

I read a lot of Jezebel articles, and this is the first time I've literally seen red after reading a sentence in quite a while (which is kind of sad in itself): "as if in the era of women's equality certain women are not to be held responsible for their anti-social behavior"

Alternately, do we know that rabbit actually exists? Maybe all the girls are weirded out by the fact that he talks all the time about this rabbit he has, has a bunch of rabbit care products, but in fact, has no rabbit.

In other news, I could get lost for days in that gif.

Ha! When the rabbit snuck under the bed and started beating his feet on the floor, maybe it was Morse Code for "Run away! Now! Faster! Never come back!"

Theory: This man's bunny is actually psychic and is warning women away from dating this man. Excellent work, young bunny! Keep trying to scare them off, and if all else fails and it seems like they will have sex with him, keep running into the room and giving the "Danger! Danger!" sign.

I think there are a million more clever ways of doing whatever this is supposed to be doing. My idea is to show a uterus and ovaries in a Texas Longhorn formation (it already looks like that), with something like "Don't mind me, I'm just messin' with Texas!" Or maybe the original slogan works better?

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

I don't feel so good.

That is a frequently distracting thought I have whenever I watch porn.

Oh well thank god. I was JUST saying the other day that I didn't have a good period tshirt to go with my period panties.

You've got a top 10 story, right there.

My first celebrity crush was on Tony Slattery, of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" fame. I was kind of a weird kid.