Wait, eating popcorn in bed is NOT a nightly ritual?

Unwashed pillows build up a strong immune system and a healthy army of microorganisms and parasites that will fight for your honor.

That “time” I ate popcorn in bed? Singular?

They don’t necessarily have to match but they don’t have to clash either.

Like anyone wants to listen to a couple of foreigners play some faggedy college music. That isn’t even a song, because it doesn’t even have any words let alone references to beer, broads, or the red white and blue.

*Watersportsgate

I came down here to ask why Chelsea Handler was dressed as a baked potato.

I love that drunk Paris Renee Zellweger is holding a turkey buzzard dipped in molten silver. Tres chic!

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

I am interested in this Penis Mightier.

‘Dick thwarted by dicks”

He got cucked by a bunch of fake dicks!

Oh, now you put this story up here. After I posted my witty one-liner over on The Concourse.

Quelle surprise a rich white woman fails to understand why Asians are mad about her playing a role that was originally written for an Asian. And then proceeds to pull and Asian version of I have a black friend.

But inside those hats is a stinky smell of dirty scalp.

When we go to the opera, we don’t bring opera glasses, we bring my dad’s bird-watching binoculars.

Cucks, both of ‘em!

Egg...that’s who!!!

What about everyone else who is dirt poor pursuing a passion? Historians, etc.