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“I want some of my ashes to be fed to my dog, like mixed up with his food or something.”

I can see this going a little wrong.

We're women. No matter what we do, it's wrong. That's kind of the baseline to me on the whole vocal fry thing.

I could not agree with you more. It's such a perfect way to get women to tear each other down.

Yeah, go ahead and call for your "brothers", because your hatred for your "sisters" has already been made pretty fucking evident.

I am generally anti-death penalty, but my instinct in this case is

The story about Sarah Gilbert and Johnny Galecki just warms the heart. AWWW

Really? I think if Monopoly did what the Internet desired, the piece would be a naked anime girl wrapped up in gold bacon surrounded by Ron Paul and cats.

Growing up, my mom was the full-time breadwinner and my dad was the full-time stay-at-home parent and these findings are why I've always side-eyed the whole "there are more stay-at-home dads than EVER!" Because I was always cognizant of being the only person I knew who had a stay-at-home dad, and especially a SAH dad…

My husband's definition of "clean" is much more aggressive/thorough than mine.. He laughs at my version of "clean".

If the OP had just said it's shitty when people are rude to thin people I wouldn't have said anything. It's the fact that she added all that stuff saying how it's always cool to question a thin girls weight but NEVER to say anything nasty about the average American woman or fat women. That's just flat-out untrue -…

Look at what you just said though — the worst affront to your existence are people's words. You're not systematically included from anything as a thin person. That's why it's not central. Your body type is already accepted almost all of the time.

It does suck. But imagine that happening almost 100% of the time when people are talking about weight — that's what it's like to be fat. Some people might say being skinny looks unhealthy — which is bad. But does that follow you anywhere else? I know a whole bunch of women who want to be skinnier. I don't know a…

I still think you're mistaken. Or you're so used to only thin people being celebrated for their appearance that to you any kind of acceptance of fatness seems like anti-thinness. I've noticed that a lot of thin people who have their self-esteem very intertwined with their body size, so that when someone says that it's…

It sucks when people are rude to slim or petite women, it really does. But if you're saying that they get shit heaped on them to the degree that overweight people do then you're living in a fantasy world. Ask any woman who has been both underweight and overweight which once was worse.

I like that no one knows she's that rich.

Her family wealth was a plot point on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Louis-Dreyfus was mad at Larry for leaving a water ring on an antique, family heirloom table (he didn't use a coaster). He swears up and down that it wasn't him. It was the whole "do you respect wood?" episode. Hysterical

Yes but you realise this is Jezebel, right? They have no concept whatsoever of Britain. Their understanding of Britain makes their scientific knowledge look awe-inspiring. What's weird is that it gets worse over time - they seem to be leaking facts, not gaining them.